One summer afternoon I saw a talking wolf It asked me for help but I could only gawk “Come into my home” it said, I just want to talk I accepted, entering the door with no lock Its house was much cleaner than I expected And for some reason he had a vibe I respected Out of his house a hit list he erected It had three names which I inspected On the hit list were the names of three little pigs He told me “I want to snap them like twigs ” “Jeez” I said, “Why are you so angry? ” “They’re so fat and plump” he said blankly He told me, “They live in this little town They have three houses that I want to blow down Basically all three of them are little clowns I need some help so are you down?” “You know”, I said, “That’s a little messed up I don’t know what these pigs have done but you need to back up They look nice, lives I would not want to disrupt So al